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Written by Diana, on 26-12-2005 21:58
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GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.

ROTTWEILER:
Make me!

LAB:
Oh, me, me????Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I???

GERMAN SHEPHERD:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

TIBETIAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture

POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN:
While it is dark, I am going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb

IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

RAT TERRIER:
How can I change the light bulb from under this blanket?

HOUND DOG:
zzzzzzzz...z.z.z.z.z

CATS:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.


Thanks Penny!


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