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Unemployed Boyfriend [Answering machine:] ''Hi, this is Peggy. Leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya." ''Hey Peggy, it's me. You are never going to believe what happened to me today. I'm sittin' at the unemployment office, waitin' on my loser of a caseworker, in one of those nasty chairs, when from out of nowhere, this total stranger walks right up to me, sits down, then leans over and says something like, This is gonna sound a little obsessive.'' This is gonna sound a little obsessive This is gonna sound a little bit strange I have one thing to say Before I turn and I walk away This is gonna sound a little impulsive This is gonna sound a little insane I know you don't know me yet But you and I, we will be together someday Someday I know, I know, I sound like I'm on drugs Listen to me when I say That ever since when I first saw you Sittin' on your car outside You asked for a cigarette I couldn't stop starin' at your eyes Ever since when I first saw you Looking bored in that plastic chair With the lights of the office around you Those blond streaks, they look so pretty in your black hair You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare Yeah you want people to think that you just don't care Hey you can be with me Yeah 'cause I just might be the one Who will treat you like you're perfect Who will always make you come Hey you can be with me Yes I will always let you win I will never be like those other guys I will never be your unemployed boyfriend Can you believe he said that to me? To me, of all people! I can't even remember the last time a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it!? This is gonna sound a little bit out there This is gonna sound a little insane I keep having the same dream You will be the mother of my children someday Someday I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy I know he is in that famous band You look so sad when you are with him Yes I never see him reach to hold your hand Yeah you can be with me Yes I will treat you like a queen I will go to all those chick flick movies That I really don't want to see Yeah you can be with me No I will never let you down I will never make out with your girlfriend When I know you're not around Yes you can be with me Yeah I just might be the one Who will treat you like you're special I will always make you come You can be with me Yes I will always let you win I will never be like those other guys I will never be like those other guys I will never be your unemployed boyfriend Can you believe this? I mean, can this be for real?" No! "Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away." Whoa! Last update: 10-01-2007 23:30
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