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| 04 Volvo Driving Soccer Mom |
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Volvo Driving Soccer Mom Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na You know I used to be a bad girl I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club But now I know my right wing from my wrong Yeah, yeah I really used to be a bad girl I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom I know I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na I really used to be a bad girl I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do But now I'm different--now I sing a new song I really used to be a bad girl I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom Yes, I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I wonder where all the porn stars go 'Cause when you need one, they are never around I think they moved out to the suburbs And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na Last update: 10-01-2007 23:54
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